NARRATOR: Ah... Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob is watching his favorite Saturday morning show
The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
Enjoying a bowl of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy bran cereal.
And wearing the official
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy breakfast biters.
( show theme playing )
Mermaidman, fleet and forceful...
by the power of Neptune!
Aided by his young ward...
aided by his young ward...
( grunts )
Protecting the sea
with feats of strength and agility...
( both grunting )
( crack )
To the chiropractor!
Away...!
Fighting a rogues gallery of villains
like the Sinister Slug...
the Atomic Flounder...
and the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp!
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy unite!
Hey, kids, are you ready
to hear the winner of this week's contest?
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Our winner will receive a special secret collector's item
from The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
And the winner is...
( chattering )
SpringBoob SquirePin...
Aw... I worked forever on those life-size
Krabby Patty mannequins of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
... for these life-size Krabby Patty mannequins
of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
Hey! SpringBoob SquirePin stole my idea!
( talking rapidly )
What's that?
Oh... it appears I've made a slight error in pronunciation.
The real name of the winner is...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SPONGEBOB: Wa-hoo!
Oh, I wonder when my prize will... get here...
My prize!
( crying, blowing nose )
( laughing )
( gasps )
Can it be?
It is!
The conch signal!
From The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
As seen on TV!
I wonder if it still works?
( inhales deeply )
( blows weak sour note )
( note echoing )
The conch signal!
To the invisible Boatmobile!
( grunting and groaning )
Uh, Mermaidman?
Yes, Barnacleboy?
We're not in the invisible Boatmobile, are we?
Uh, nope.
( both grunt )
I told you making the Boatmobile invisible
was a stupid idea.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
It's got to be here somewhere... ohh!
Oh, Mermaidman, I think I...
MERMAIDMAN: Found it!
Come on, get a move on, son.
We don't have all day.
Ignition...
on!
Throttle, up!
( engine roaring )
Hmm...
maybe the conch signal doesn't work anymore.
( meows )
( engine roaring, tires squealing, cat screeching )
MERMAIDMAN: Activate torpedo mode!
Fire!
Mermaidman!
( dazed ): And Bobicle Bob...
I can't believe it, Gary.
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy in our home!
( meows )
Excuse me, I'm...
Oh, my Neptune!
He's been horribly disfigured!
Oh, blast us! We're too late!
Oh, please.
He's not disfigured
he's, he's, just that sponge kid again.
Oh, yeah.
Good to see you, lad!
Say, Barnacleboy, we've got to find out
where that conch signal came from.
Oh, that was me. I blew the conch signal, sir.
All right, where's the danger, son?
Bring it on.
Bring it on!
Don't worry. There's no danger.
BOTH: No danger?!
Look, there has to be danger.
You blew the conch signal, and when you blow...
Where did you get that thing anyway?
I won it in a contest.
BOTH: Contest?
They don't tell us anything anymore!
Look, Spongy, that ain't no toy.
That's right... the conch signal
is an awesome responsibility.
We're duty-bound to help whenever it sounds.
But you only blow it when there's trouble
or there'll be trouble, you got that?
Yes, sirs!
Good boy!
( click tongues )
Come on, come on, come on.
They're serving meat loaf today.
Oh, goody!
Don't worry, Mermaidman.
You won't be hearing from me for just anything.
Only for the big emergencies!
Will you hurry up in there?
And save me some hot wa...
( conch signal blowing )
The conch signal!
Come, young ward!
( groans )
( grunting and groaning )
( tires squeal, cat screeches )
Oh... youth!
Cut down in its prime!
( groaning )
Oh, speak to me, son.
Help... can't... open mayonnaise.
What?! I come down here in my underwear
to open a jar of mayonnaise?!
But...
But nothing! We can't go around socializing.
We have to be prepared for, uh... emergencies!
Barnacleboy, think about it.
Emergencies don't come around as often as they used to.
All right, okay.
You can blow the conch every once in a while
just give us something to do when we show up!
Yay! Yay!
( conch signal blowing )
Danger!
( blowing conch signal )
( blowing repeatedly )
All right, that's it! Give me that!
You're running us ragged.
Must... must answer the clarion call!
( groans )
We're exhausted!
I'm sorry, Barnacleboy.
I didn't mean it, I...
just wanted to spend time with you.
( crying ): You're my heroes!
It's too late for that, Mr. Contest Winner.
I'm going to destroy this thing with my... sulfur vision!
( grunting )
( groans )
( grunting )
( groans )
Well, I'll destroy it
when I get back to the, uh, Mermalair.
And as for you...
Barnacleboy... don't squash his enthusiasm.
After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow.
Or the villain.
Besides...
l remember another young whippersnapper
who wanted to be a super-hero. ( chuckles )
You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.
( crying )
Maybe the conch signal is too much responsibility.
But how would you like to spend the rest of the afternoon... on patrol?
What?!
To the invisible Boatmobile!
SPONGEBOB: ♪ Oh... ♪
SPONGEBOB AND MERMAIDMAN: ♪ Jingle bells ♪
♪ Mermaidman smells, Barnacleboy laid an egg ♪
♪ The invisible Boatmobile lost a wheel and... ♪
Hey, can I drive?
Drive? What do you know
about driving the invisible Boatmobile?
Tons! Like the windshield wipers are right here.
Don't touch that button! It's the...
( grunting and groaning )
...Origami button.
MERMAIDMAN: When you're patrolling the city, you always have to be vigilant.
On your toes, constantly alert.
Always expect the unexpected.
( both gasp )
( screaming )
I've got the donuts!
SPONGEBOB AND MERMAIDMAN: ♪ ...And Barnacleboy laid an egg, hey, hey! ♪
Oh, that fellow over there
used to be the Atomic Flounder.
I know he doesn't look like much
but he could go back to crime...
( snaps fingers ) just like that.
( both laugh )
FLOUNDER: Help! Help!
Help, somebody there!
You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!
Stop, kid, stop!
Let him go!
You said he could snap... just like that.
What?! Get off of me!
If I weren't retired, I, I'd...
( roaring )
Do that.
Out of my way, punk!
SPONGEBOB: I can't believe it!
l rode in the invisible Boatmobile
met a villain and learned to treat third-degree burns,
all in one day.
So, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Uh... say, kid, why don't you take this nickel
and go over there and see if our theme song is on the jukebox?
Okay.
You know, for a pain in the neck,
he's a pretty nice kid.
Let's ditch him.
Right behind you.
It doesn't seem to be here.
Oh, it's there, all right.
Keep looking.
Diligence, diligence.
Aye, aye, sir!
( both chuckling )
Dagnabbit!
What's the matter?
Where did we park the invisible Boatmobile?
Aw, that's the 15th time l've looked.
( in dramatic voice ): But I can't let my heroes down!
Boatmobile? Where are you?
Barnacleboy, I found it!
( starts engine )
( sizzling )
( menacing laughter )
Still getting burned on that tailpipe, huh, Barnacleboy?
( laughing )
It's the Dirty Bubble!
In all his dirty roundness!
BOTH: Oh, no!
I found it!
And it's the special dance mix.
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY: Help! Help! Help! Help!
( Dirty Bubble laughing )
Help! Help!
Holy Krabby Patties!
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's archnemesis!
The Dirty Bubble!
I can't believe it!
( laughing )
You cannot save them, sponge of mystery!
They are trapped by my awesome surface tension! ( laughs )
You don't understand!
You're my most favorite supervillain!
Can I have your autograph?
Oh, no, you fool!
Stay back! The point!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Watch the point! Aah!
( Mermaidman laughs )
You saved us, son!
Yeah, you're, you're a hero!
I am?
Are you up for another ride
in the invisible Boatmobile?
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Jingle bells, Mermaidman smells ♪
♪ Barnacleboy laid an egg ♪
♪ The Dirty Bubble popped ♪
♪ And Mermaidman and Barnacleboy and SpongeBob got away! Yay! ♪
BARNACLEBOY: Watch out.